So glad I started watching “She is Wow”

Fri, 17th May • 1 note

Nevermind, I just realized I still have chef boyardee

Fri, 17th May • 1 note

But forreal I’m about to make this Egg Foo Young happen

Luckily I still have access to the fridge downstairs, so I can have leftovers for tomorrow

Fri, 17th May • 0 notes
general psa:

jcatgrl:

freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

Fri, 17th May • 41,720 notes
Sometimes Friends are Different and That's Okay
  • Me: I think I might get Chinese tomorrow
  • Friend: Oh yeah that sounds good! We could go to Chinatown! Better yet, we could go to the mall first because you know I wanted to get my eyebrows threaded and I never got a chance to go to Forever21 the other day either. Then afterwards we can go watch Star Trek; I know you said you don't know anything about it but it's not really the kind of thing you have to know about beforehand, you know?
  • Me: Ummm when I said "get Chinese tomorrow" I really meant "order".
Fri, 17th May • 2 notes
Middle of Episode 1 of “She is Wow”

Guys lmfaooo!

That “intimate” sequence with the two butler/servant guys though.

trying not to put spoilers in but omg that was hilarious

Fri, 17th May • 0 notes
caliphorniaqueen:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

josh41mavs:

So this really just happened. lol

Shaq takes it ol Skool
foodfetishfridays:

Scallops Benedict on Chive Buttermilk Biscuits with Brown Butter Hollandaise by Rock Recipes

…….mother of God
Wait so is ‘scallops’ a name for a type of clothes?

“a type of clothes” lol 

but seriously, I went to the scallops tag and keep seeing clothes and I’m like “that’s  not scallops, this isn’t what I came here for at all”

Fri, 17th May • 1 note
3auka:

Seared Scallops with Shrimp, Herb and Spring Vegetable Risotto
Soooo for no reason in particular

I’m craving pasta and seafood. and this explains my rampage of reblogs of both pasta and seafood.

sorry not sorry 

Fri, 17th May • 0 notes